Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Art Is Not Chaste

"Art is never chaste. 
It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared.  
Yes, art is dangerous
Where it is chaste, it is not art." 

/Pablo Picasso

My Shopping Spree! is giving away a $300 shopping spree so I just had to play the game and see if I came out on top. I have to admit that having the license to spend that kind of money (even if it is just for fun for the time being) was a whole lot of fun!

All you have to do is go shopping, share your cart contents over twitter, facebook, or your blog with links back and then send them an email letting them know where your shopping list is out there in the big bad interwebs. Why not join in?

On my list is the Pump Power Purple penis pump. I don't have a cock but I know a few guys who I would love to sublimely torture with the sensations of vacuum pressure and vibration.

I'm also totally in love with the A Bomb Black, the Beginner Ball Gag in Pink and Black, and the Bliss Vibrator #3 in Purple.

To end with, I digging on the Flame Harness Kit with Vibrator, the Couture Sublime and a Clone-A-Willy Dildo Kit because I've always wanted to make a DIY dildo of one of my friend's packages. Fun and naughty, my kind of combo.

I can't wait to see who wins but I really hope its me because I'm a strapped college student who could use some new fun toys for her bedroom! Thanks so much for this contest AdultSexToys!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

e[lust] #14

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Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #14? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

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Answers with an Agenda 1- Fisting - Once you’ve gotten started using two fingers for a bit, then it is time to build until four fingers are sliding in and out of the person, and you are on your way.

Gagged - I think it’s got to be a combination… fingers sliding into your cunt, a merciless tease of your clit, and yes, it’s going to have to be, lining my cock up with your ass.

Mine - I feel you stir beneath me as I create a rhythm, your breathing changing growing more shallow as you slip from sleep into arousal. My eyes lift to yours as you smile and try to move your arms and then freeze.

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Puppet Master - When I was right next to them and they still did not notice, I put my lips to his ear (loud music, you know) and whispered “Touch her boobs, I bet she’d like that” and I backed up a foot.

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Shaping Some Limits - “If you ever did that to me, I promise you would never see me again”.Those words were spoken to me this past weekend by my pet during one of our overnight dates. The subject was face slapping.

See also: Pleasurists #77 for all your sex toy review needs.

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Kink & Fetish

12 Licks of the Tawse
A Canvas for Pain
Best Friends
Fetish: What's Yours?
Needles and Cock Choking
One Couple's Journey into Kink, part 2
Pieces of Skin and Bone
Please hurt me unbearably, you fucking fucker!
The Taskmaster's Whip

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

A (Short) Ode to Uncut Cocks
Compersive Vanillas?
How Fear can Lead to Understanding and Trust
I am not a rapist...
Mother's Day Gift
On threesomes
On Friendship
Playing Nice On The Swingset
Tyler and Holly Give Swing Clubs Another Chance
The Virgin in the Family/Do Not Enter
third person
Whacking For America

Erotic Writing

26 minutes
A Request For Help
Are you willing, Are You?
A Squirting Experience
All Dressed Up - The Party ....part 2
Book Orgasm
Flesh for Fantasy
Getting Lost in the Forest
Guest Post: Truck
Go Habs Go Domme Style
hotel window
How Do I Find You Sexy?
I'll Be Waiting
Jim and Lisa
Keeping It In The Family
Mind the Gap
My Sluttiest Moment
My First Blowjob
Me, Myself & My Clit
Not Tonight Dear, I've Got A Headache (Part 2)
Pure, Unadulterated Desire
Something Different
slumber interruptis
therapy session #1
Wanton Wednesday- Fuck-toy
Wednesday Night Blues

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Eden Fantasys Newbie Help Guide
What the fuck, EdenFantasys?
Workshops and More at the ALCC

Pleasurists #79

by Kedralynn

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Monday, May 24, 2010

Pleasurists #78

by Compass Rose Studios

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Virgin in the Family/Do Not Enter

On Easter Sunday after the morning service my family and I held hands in a circle, our pastor's hands on mine and my sister's shoulders linking us all as he prayed to commit my youngest sister's purity ring.

Yes, her purity ring.

I was brought to tears thinking of how much this could mean in her life and what her relationships with men will be like. It made me think back (which I never do) and imagine what life would have been like if I had gone the road of faith and pledged my body to God until I was married.

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I didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 17 and it was to my boyfriend in the Marine Corp who was also a virgin and I have no regrets. We loved one another and had waited for longer than a year to have sex all through him finishing high school and then going through basic training.

We met on a beach and ran into the ocean with our clothes on and when we walked back to his truck with our friends, he let me wear his size 14 sandals because I couldn't get my sandy, wet legs back into my knee-high leather boots. He asked me if he could kiss me for the first time and I was sure that he would be big in my life. I was right.

That said, while I have no regrets, as we stood in a circle up near the stage of the auditorium with our hands clasped to pray for God to bless my sister's strength of will I tried to imagine my life if I had always said "No" and stayed chaste until marriage.

It was hard to do.

I won't say that sex has defined my life but it has definitely changed it, and changed me too. Sex complicated things, it simplified things, it killed things and made things happen. I've felt pleasure and pain and sadness and joy but most of all I would define my relationship with sex as an ever-evolving process of finding myself and my body and my strength through my power as a woman.

I'm glad that sex is not a huge mystery, that its not something to fear or hold high on a pedestal. It is important in your life, but not something to become totally fixated on.

That being said, it brings me to the current day and the fact that I'm dating someone new...but we can't have sex.

Almost three weeks ago I had a small internal surgery that became a big problem when during the supposedly simple procedure, my ureter ripped 4 inches south and had to sutured. Three days later, the sutures ripped and I was back in the ER. As much as that was a *totally fun night* for me, it got worse. The doctor who sewed me up brought me out of anesthesia with a question,

"Guess who's not having sex for a month?"

In my drugged addled state I replied,


He laughed and said,

"No, you sweetheart."

I closed my eyes and let my head drop back down on the pillow, hardly contemplating the ramifications of this bit of information. For the first few days I was pissed that their mistake was going to hamper my quality of life but then I came to realization that what happens, happens and nothing can stop it. I smiled and prayed for a quick recovery and a reprieve from my usually overly lustful needs.

About two weeks ago at a dinner party I met a guy who was really interesting to talk to and whom about I said silently to myself, "Now this is going to be trouble" when I saw his masculine frame seated across the table from me. We hung out later into the night and ended up talking over the phone once we both went home until the sun came up and agreed to meet up for coffee the the next afternoon. We agreed to be friends but something stirred and we both knew it wasn't going to just stay "platonic".

The night he kissed me, I knew it wasn't going to be a simple situation. There was more to the attraction than we had both imagined but we didn't know what to do with it. My invisible chastity belt has been in the way and its been so interesting to feel my way through my feelings and longings versus just letting our bodies do the thinking. We have an undeniable animal attraction, something vital that could become something bigger if allowed.

For now I'm glad to have the buffer of my locked up panties to allow the tension an need to build up. The insane thing is that though my sex drive is higher than its been in the past few months, I have this need to refrain from touching myself because I only want to orgasm with him (Wow, I just shocked even myself with that sudden realization!).

I'm glad we have the time to let things work themselves out, build and change before we get lost in the lust that has so often consumed me in the past. Don't get me wrong though, I want to dig into him like nobody's business but for now, its huge for me to see past his trousers.

For the moment, only time will tell what this dynamic will or will not do for the forces at work between us. I don't want to sound like a giggling school girl, but I'm excited to see what will happen next.

Monday, May 17, 2010

The Monday Buzz: Fun Factory Share XS

No matter how many Fun Factory toys I've reviewed I'm always blown away by their quality, attention to detail and their absolute functionality; the Share XS is no different. Each toy always comes with their awesome Toy Fluid lubricant, a full color mini-catalog, instructions (in a million different languages!) a whimsically designed box, and of course your toy.

The Share XS is a toy I would describe as an "internal strapless strap-on" although it is labeled as a "penetrator", it has two ends, one which I will refer to as "the business end" which has an insertable length of 3.5 inches and then you have your insertable end with an insertable length of 5 inches, which the wearer secures inside of their vagina. I've used several different models of this type of toy from several different companies but this toy, hands down has the best functionality of any I have used. 

 The insertable end is contoured and textured perfectly to stay in place while you get down. The weight of the toy is just enough to help it too, which is something you might not realize until you yourself put it into practice.

I'm a total snob when it comes to materials and the matte silicone of this toy fits my preference perfectly; the texture is half the fun of it. Lubricants (no silicone lubes on your silicone toys!) is silky smooth on its surface and the material really warms up nicely to body heat in no time.

This toy would be the perfect starting place for couples interested in female on male penetration because the "business end" is smaller and gently contoured for easy insertion and a gentle glide.

Another less conventional usage for this is toy could be for sapphically motivated post-op male to female (FTM) transgendered women who feel a need for more passive yet lustful penetrative love making. The gap in the adult product world has never been so wide as it is for transgendered individuals; but now with this versatile and oh-so-anatomically designed device of pleasure, lustful tension can be found for those who have finally found their true forms through modern medical science as never before.

Be prepared to go for hours because this little guy doesn't quit. Not only do they have this smaller version but they also have the Share and Share XL, which are both really amazing toys as well. Every woman will be amazed bu the fun that a little but of power brings with the Share XS, brought to you by my friends at

Monday, May 10, 2010

The Monday Buzz: Euphoria Pleasure Ride

I always love when my post-chick (yeah my mailman is a hot, blond chick, oh that gives me an idea...) comes to my door with my packages for the week because there's always fun stuff on its way to me from my lovely retailers.
 When I opened the Euphoria Pleasure Ride from my friend at I have to be honest that I wasn't that excited because I find that I'm not much of a size queen when it comes to my toys, being such a delicate flower as I am (haha, right?) but it really surprised me once I got going with it. I found the best position is not one where you have the toy fully inserted but one where you can feel the very prominent end resting against your G-spot. Everyone's anatomy is different though so finding out the best position for you is all part of the fun.

I took a little snapshot with a bottle of pop to show some scale.

Its a gorgeous devil-red in a nicely firm yet giving pthhalate-free rubber and it sits on a huge integrated suction cup right on the bottom so you can stick it...well anywhere really. I stuck it to one of my kitchen table chairs so I could ride it, just like the title describes and that worked like magic.

The size of this toy actually works for it to put the angled bump right up against your G-Spot with ease and saves time because there's no need for fussy searching. I would recommend using lots of ube and being very lusty before you take on the Euphoria because once you get into a nice rhythm you won't want to stop to re-juice with your lube.

The little detachable battery pack uses two AA batteries to power two VERY strong internally integrated vibrating motors, one in the head and one more near the center of the curved shaft. There seemed to be three distinct levels vibration rather than a more smooth elevation of sensation but that was actually really nice. The power level is easy changed with a quick turn of your thumb on the little wheel of the control.

Although this toy is not waterproof, the control/battery pack is detachable so cleaning is easier but I do recommend that you try to avoid submerging the power cord fully in water. A quick spray with some toy cleaner, a rub and rinse and you should have a pretty mean clean going with this guy.

Now you've heard about it, go to and pick up the fabulous Euphoria Pleasure Ride cuz you know you want to.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Gilding My Body With Heat

The heat from between the sheets has compounded as I lay in a heap here under you.

You wrestled the orgasms out of me like fighting titans and now I remain utterly powerless within my frame of flesh. Knocked down eighty-five notches and totally without complaint, mind or reason. I've been fucked to the point of loss of self.

Damn, it feels good to be alive.

The hours before twilight are the best for their dying rays.

This is worth going to hell for, answering to your morals for and making excuses for. Make your arguments to your piety and your morality and your salvation but this is the moments we all look for. A moment when you cease to exist in any of the pain or doubt of your life, your body, or your intelligence. My flesh does not feel compromised by this invasion but it completely reborn from it.

You stroked me. You licked me. You grabbed me. You invaded me. You bit me. You slapped me.

You erased me, even if just for a few post-coital moments.

I can feel every hollow, valley, and joint in my body; they all are asleep and only my brain gently lolls around in my skull. I am tired, sexed out and done for the night.

Your cock was so hard as it drove into me and even if it wasn't like the fairy tale love stories, I relive it to find my body quaking with the passion of it. My hand can feel the texture of your hard cock slipping into my warm, wet slit. My lips are sore for taking you there too, my throat as well and I will smile to myself when I awake in the morning to still feel that ache from taking you so deeply.

This is for now but not for always. I'm ok. I'm glad. I'm happy. I'm elated