Thursday, December 09, 2010

Christmas Bitches

Merry Christmas to you all from my girl and I.

Yes, that's all I'm posting.....cuz we're too busy fucking.

So yeah...anyway...Merry Christmas!

My girlfriend is a about a foot shorter than I am. She wears heels sometimes, but then again so do I so....hmmm.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

I Love Her

After many years of fearing the fact that I had desires toward women that were way deeper than just wanting to get them naked and have my way with them, I finally let all that go and opened up a new chapter in my life.

Our lesbian toothbrushes kissing. Sickeningly adorable, I know.

Of course I had loved sex with men; my life has been punctuated and written all of sex with men, being possessed, ravaged, fucked upside down, and even raped but any emotional connection was so forced, so tedious, and so much work. I did love Gadget, I did love Trigger, I did love Horns but something was never quite realized in that love.

I have dreamed night and day of women's bodies, their faces, their mouths, their voices in my ears and even more lusty fantasies since the age of 8 and always dismissed it as just a sexual curiosity and spark. It just wasn't so and I had lied to myself for so long.

The time is over for lying to myself, for fear and loathing, and for denial and grief.

After so many years of confusion and forcing myself to be straight, (or straight-ish at least) I met her, Kangaroo. Her green eyes, her blonde spiky hair, her weird little gorgeous lips, and the hands that are even smaller than mine (a first in my life!).

I love her.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Blood, Gore, & Tits

So October is the month that we're all allowed to be a little more creepy, dark, and evil because lovely Halloween is the finishing move of the month. My girl Kangaroo and I really went wild with some blood (real or fake, you decide) in white lingerie and not only did the shots look fabulous but the shoot made my kitten so very wet.

Happy Halloween!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sophia's Red Rider Strap On Harness

I've played with many strap on harnesses before and never have a used one so frequently as I have used Sophia's Red Rider Strap On Harness from It's a really nice basic jock style design that just holds up to heavy use, is sturdy, and fun too.

The packaging isn't my favorite type as it's got a porn star on the front and is very basically designed listing the qualities on a background of white. Of course though as with most things, highly over designed packaging adds to a higher price and this great harness is going to be more affordable for that and other reasons too.

The waist belt cinches down around your waist while you put either leg through and cinch as well to get a really controlled fit that the thong style harnesses just can't match. With this design the dildo moves with your body while the straps never move, slip or dig into my curves. The inner ring on the front can also be switched out for larger ones to accommodate a toy with a thicker girth but I've found that the ring it comes with works with up to a 2 inch thick toy so most won't need to utilize this function. The red and black design is so fun too.

The harness comes with a 7 inch long, 1.5 inch think red PVC curved dong dildo that is a really nice toy, especially for a toy that retails in the $20-$30 range from various online shops. The PVC cleans up nicely and can be used with any lube available, so the versatility is great.

Thanks Cal Exotics and for Sophia's Red Rider Strap on Harness!

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Waffle House, Corsets, and a few Big Bites

So you've been clubbing and it's 3 am so where do you go? Waffle House apparently.

This was obviously taken well BEFORE all hell broke loose.

I refuse to wear regular clothing of course so I was clubbing in black hot pants, black transparent tights, knee high boots, and a teal silk steel boned corsets with my hair down and wild.

This is what I'm wearing when I waltz into the WH with my drunk friends (I mean I was drunk too so perhaps I shouldn't be so judge-y). Not only that, but I was bruised as all hell all over my neck and shoulder from my buddy Ink biting me with his full power. I loved it, but the waitress thought I was probably some kind of drunk, battered, Meth-ed out hooker on her mid-evening break.

Well, so much for being good cuz last night I was very, very, very, very, very bad.

Monday, August 09, 2010

The Monday Buzz: Vibratex Joystick Vibrator is only about quality, safety, and health and the Vibratex Joystick Vibrator is made completely of Elastomer, which my favorite material and it has a fancy ergonomic handle that helps you get the vibrations right where you need them whether you're alone or playing with a friend.

Vibratex is an amazing company in Japan that places quality, health, and power above all else. They provide their customers with only the highest rated materials, motors, and designs and are heading up the industry at the moment.

Elastomer is a bi-product of Silicone, is phtalate and toxin free, latex free, is non-reactive, has a fabulous soft feel and comes in tons of colors. It's adaptability and cleanliness makes it one of the best materials that has hit the market in the past few years.

The crystal clear box comes to you beautifully designed, is feminine, and eye catching with clean lines and elegant simplicity. The details of the product are clearly listed and make it an easy choice for those who are new to adult toys are those who are already passionate collectors.

My favorite part of this rabbit-esque design is the bent handle that makes it so easy to pleasure yourself (or someone else) so that you tip, rock, twist, and thrust this fun toy. The little clit tickler can be gentle as well as strong and intense and can be adjusted by just changing the rhythm and strength of your movements. The knobbed head of this toy also make it perfect for hitting your G Spot and while some may need a stronger touch than this softer toy can provide to reach orgasm this feature still imparts amazing sensation.

Only water-based lubricant can be used with this toy as it is a Silicone product so to avoid some yucky lube build-up just use your favorite water-based lubricant like Moist Pump Lube which even has nettle extract to soothe your sore pussy after your passionate play.

Thanks so much to for such a great new toy!

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Sweet Cupcakes

So you know how I'm totally obsessed with cupcakes? How about 9 girls in sexy lingerie kneeling and smooshing, rubbing, and throwing cupcakes on and at each other? Does it make it it even better to know that they also rip each other's bras and panties off and then slip around in the icing and cake all over themselves, falling into a huge heap?

I'm not even kidding and it makes me so giddy it almost hurts....this is my REAL life! Yay! <3

Did I also mention that this is for a juvenile AIDS charity? Yes, naked, icing covered girls playing outside for charity. Anything is possible in life when you have an imagination like mine.

La petite and some double (and triple!) doses of sugary love!

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Monday Buzz: Invisi-Vibe Panty Vibe

All around the room is abuzz with your friends chatting animatedly around the table, waiters dashing to and fro, and drinks aplenty; also abuzz are your panties because you have discovered the exquisite pleasure that is the Sinclair Institute Invisi-Vibe Panty Vibe.

Consisting of a white Push-4-Play velte-touch micro-vibe with three functions of vibration and a clear elastomer contoured Invisi-Vibe holder that's perfectly molded for intimate female curves this duo really blew me away. I've tried several products that called themselves "panty vibes" such as an oversized bullet vibe with two elastic straps meant to go around either thigh and another which was basically a little hemisphere of rubber with a bullet sticking out that did nothing good for me or anyone else. Neither of these even came close to the sensation and comfort of the Invisi-Vibe.

The packing is huge for me (and most other girls, I might add) because its white and very classic with simple lines and a window showing you exactly what the vibe is all about. On the back is a lovely and tasteful photo of a girl in a string bikini modeling the toy without being too revealing (you know what I mean so don't make me say it!).

For such a tiny vibe, the Push-4-Play micro-vibe is extremely powerful and just keeps going and going and going. Your vibe comes with the batteries included so there's no wait between cutting open the box and pleasuring your Gotta love that.

Its is also pthtlate free, latex free, and water resistant (ie, shower is ok, bathtub is not) so you can play safe and play versatile too.

I was working on some school paperwork and decided to just pop it into my panties. I slid it right on in and it basically found its own "sweet spot" at which point I zipped up my denim shorts and clicked on the vibe on the lowest setting through the fabric and sat down to finish off my school stuff.

The best part about this toy is that you can let it tease you into a frenzy or you can prop yourself on the edge of the couch or your chair and rock back and forth, applying as much or as little pressure as you like to get you where you want to go. The highest level was just high enough that three or four rocks back and forth sitting on the edge of the couch gave me a great orgasm and the fun part was letting the vibe stay on and stay put to tickle me as I came down from it all. So fun.

Thank you to for this awesome, fun, and well designed toy.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Boy Beater

My life in the BDSM lifestyle has really come full circle in the past seven years. I started out as a timid model and submissive and have now found my stronger persona within the darker circles of sexuality.

I identify as a Dominant who will occasionally bottom privately, I no longer serve anyone but there is still a lingering soft spot for the sensations and mindsets of one being beneath another. I don't live for that sense of loss of self but it is still there behind most everything else and occasionally peeps its little head out.

Vintage image via 

I think this realization came so late because I just let myself fall into a role someone decided for me; the role of being the one who serves. As a woman, it is the more prescribed of any of the roles in life and it did feel natural for a very long while. There came a day when I felt less like only pleasing someone else and more like I had accumulated enough knowledge and strength to possess someone myself and have them feel all that I had before.

I had never gotten as worked up over Fem Dom porn as I did this past Fall and circulating more and more among those who not only encouraged my learning and self discovery but also saw something more in me than a girl who just lets things be done to her.

In life I am a leader, I get things done and I make my voice heard. I take initiative and am never too shy to talk to anyone. I feel that my sexual prowess and energy make others feel that I am an intimidating young woman and on some level I've always felt it deep down. Nearly my entire sexual journey has been about manipulating men (not all manipulation is bad!) and seeing how far I could push myself and others.

I thought that these characteristics just made for an interesting side-note on resume of a submissive women when they were more like the telling points of my actual place in life and in the BDSM world at large.

I'm a caring, genuine person and when you are my friend I will do anything to help you out so when people find out certain things about me, such as the fact that I like to embed needles into people's skin and then lace them together like a corset it boggles most people's minds. The embodiment of the female energy is that of duality and I definitely have it in spades. I'm light and dark, sweet and spicy, and sweet and evil, all at the same time.

Isn't life wonderful?

That being said, my new boy Scene is such an amazing gift in my life. I love him and worship him while all at once I feel a very powerful drive to Dominate him, hurt him, and bring his mind to amazing new places.

We had a scene this week where he was in sub-space long before I ever started applying any pain of any kind. He amazes me and while he's still very green to the lifestyle of kink, his desire to be mine completely drives me wild and endears him to me like no one before him.

When I began to find my place in the lifestyle at 15, I had this very well defined distaste for submissive men, thinking that since they couldn't fulfill what I believed to be their "proper" gender roles that they were less than worthy of respect. I have found in the past few years that this is absolutely not true. In many ways a submissive man has a lot more pain and trials to work through before he can finally find himself in the lifestyle. To go against all of the constraints of your upbringing, sex, and societal pressure is a truly incredible feat of daring and determination to be sure.

The man who finds himself softened and willed to bend to the desires of his woman is truly an amazing man indeed. The pleasure and satisfaction that can be found is such submission is the most tantalizing of all and I feel blessed to have his heart and mind in the palm of my hand.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Monday Buzz: Oceanus Naturals Intense Pleasure Pack

Everyone knows that anytime you feel like getting sexy, tons of lube makes for the sexiest feelings of all but the guys at Oceanus Naturals go one better: an all natural female stimulator gel and sensual lubricant/massage gel both in the same pack. The Oceanus Naturals Intense Pleasure Pack comes with both their "G" Female Stimulation Gel and their Sensual Massage Massage and Lubricant in travel-perfect 15 ml bottles.

These lovely products are both Gylcerine, Paraben, and Silicone free, are all natural, water-based, and are ph balanced. They're odorless, non-sticky and are long lasting, providing even more protection from dryness and friction irritation.

The "G" Stimulation gel is not as strong at first as others I have used but its sensation gets stronger when it is massaged into your most intimate folds and is boosted when combined with another (water-based) lubricant, so the dual pack is perfect for turning this great gel up to the level you desire.

The Sensual Massage is silky, light and lasts so long that I was almost shocked at its staying power since its a water based lube. Its staying power is powered up with carageenan which is a natural extract derived from red seaweed and is vegetarian, vegan, and hypoallergenic (via I prefer the feel of most water based lubricants but feel like they dry out quicker than say silicone lube but this one is really great and perfect for solo time with toys or some bedroom gymnastics with your partner.

Thanks so much to for sending me this awesome pack of all natural lubricants.

Monday, July 12, 2010

The Monday Buzz: Solar Bullet

In a sexy mood but also feeling a bit eco-friendly? California Exotics brings us the Solar Bullet, "The Totally Renewable Sun-Powered Stimulator", so sayeth the packaging.

No batteries needed; your bullet comes with a detachable recharging solar cell that charges the bullet for up to 60 minutes of strong vibrations that will blow your mind after only 8 hours of direct sunlight. The silver micro bullet even has a little LED light to add another element of interest to your fun in the dark. Yet another wonderful thing the sun does for us; mind-blowing orgasms.

The front of the box.
The back of the box.

The Solar Bullet comes in a pretty recycled cardstock box that in a completely eco-friendly, recyclable design. The sleek design and big power will amaze you, the size is small but the vibrations are huge.

Trust Cal Exotics to bring you something fun for the bedroom AND fun for the planet. Thanks for the Solar Bullet!

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Letters To People: Masturbation Neighbor

Dear guy-in-the-apartment-next-to-mine,

Last night I was awoken by your furious masturbation at about 4:30 am. Were you slamming your head against the wall with each stroke of your sweaty palm? Because I know for a fact that that was no woman in there with you. I'm a realist, let's be realists together. Was this retaliation for all the times my wrought iron bed hit the wall in rapid succession for hours on end during some sweet love making over this past year?

I know our beds must have their heads on the same connecting wall now and I was wondering if you could maybe change that up. Yeah, that would be nice.

Behind this wall, the atrocity occurred!

I was very worried along with my annoyance and disgust because you were making this awful wheezing noise like each breath was hard to come by. I was torn between banging on the wall and shouting "Stop pulling your greasy man-meat!" and knocking on your door and asking if you needed resuscitation. I'm a medical professional and unfortunately (fortunately?) these things occur to me even when in the depths of anger and irritation.

Next time may I suggest that you sit on the floor on the opposite side of the apartment from my bed especially in the middle of the night when its been a hard time getting to sleep for me. A touch of consideration is all I ask.

While we're on the topic, please turn down the bass on your surround sound, your asian action films suck and the treble on your shit is disturbing my tiny dog. Thanks again! :)

-la petite, your pissed off neighbor

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

e[lust] #17

Photo courtesy of Elle from Kink Unleashed

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #18? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

Editor's Note: A little change in how things are done for this edition - you'll notice there are no "Top 3" picks - due in part to the holiday I ended up being extremely short on judges and I didn't have enough for fair voting. So instead, I expanded my "Featured Post". (If you'd like to volunteer to be an occasional judge for e[lust], just email me, Lilly, at questions.e.lust @ Also, please be sure to check out the new summer schedule in effect until the 20th edition.

~ Featured Posts (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Why Pride is Still Important - When someone tells me that they don’t think Pride is necessary, I can’t help but believe that they go through life with tunnel vision. I live in New York where for the most part I can walk around being a big ol’ queen and I’ll make it home alive, but there are people who live in places where they can’t. Even here in New York you’ll get called a faggot from time to time by passing cars or groups of punks, and even here in New York I hear stories of people getting the shit kicked out of them just because they were gay.

Fantasies and Condoms - Our culture has created a narrative in which sex only feels good and looks sexy if no one is protected. We’re all suffering from this narrative, but sex workers are probably suffering the most.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Some days we need a little hope - I encourage you to practice random acts of kindness that could be worthy of inclusion on the site ( Be nice, be caring, let your heart open up just for the sake of bringing someone some happiness or comfort. Do you know how good it feels to just give?

See also: Pleasurists #83 and #84 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Kink & Fetish

An Anal Adventure
Bound in the Night
Being a Tart
Danger may explode without warning
Found It: Pearls for the Submissive Wife
Morning Rituals
Shoe Slut (another!) Shoe Slut
Spanking my ass while fucking so he feels every wiggle
Submission is impossible in the absence of humanity
Strip, boy
Swallow Falls
The Trigger
The Beast with Three Backs

Erotic Writing

A long hot day
And then we kissed...
A Picture of Lust
Ass Plug
'Come For Me...'
Exchange II
Forbidden Fantasy
Fucking Mika for the first time
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
Getting Off...On The Road
Katie's First Time
Master Class
My Favourite Waste of Time
Microfantasy Monday, week 84: Addiction
Picture to Word 2
Saturday Night Plans
Safe Sex
The Train
Thunderstorms are Sexy
Teaching Respect (Part 1)
You First

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Adventures in Birth Control
Erotic Awakening: A Swinger’s Comments
Friends With Benefits His Lush Behind!
Getting Started - Hotel Parties
Greetings From The Deep End - Swinging and Openness
How To Have Multiple Orgasms
Mr. Strong
Play Safe. Stay Safe. Get Tested. Be Protected.
Political Cuddling: Asking, Talking, Touching
Reflections on Glass
Something I Wish I'd Had 10 Years Ago
Sex: A required part of the college curriculum
Shades of Grey
Three's Company
Ten Life Lessons I’m Learning from Enslavement
Walk of Shut The Fuck Up

Sex News, Interviews, Politics and Humor

Interview with Scarlett Chaos aka Essin'Em
The Media is Not Responsible for Your Poor Body Image
To Shave or Not to Shave

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Getting Off...On The Road

My new boy Scene and I are in kink-love and in him I have found a strange and new passion that has totally shown me a new side of myself and my sexuality. He is incredible.

We were on our way home from a road trip with some friends and had the back seat all to ourselves. I had laid back on his lap with his arm draped over my stomach, my legs up on the car door. It wasn't soon before his hand snaked under my skirt and panties and his deft musical fingers began to rub my wet little kitten.

The conversation was rolling in the car as I "slept" and his fingers played with my clit not even a foot behind our friends. I closed my eyes and let the sensation wash over me as I picked up my cell and snapped a few photos.

It was all very sweet though and a tantalizing torture that would only be satiated once Scene and I were barricaded behind closed doors later that day and in spectacular style.

The rain pounded down on us as his fingers walked around inside of my panties, the clouds rolling overhead and as the car progressed we both dozed; his hands in my panties and my feet on the window.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

e[lust] #16

Photo courtesy of Janie

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #17? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Sex Pistil's Guide to Sucking Great Cock - The penis is not something to be feared. It’s not something to hide from, and it’s definitely not something to be put up with the good china and used for special occasions only. The penis is alive and breathing, so to speak, and as such, is not a one-size-fits-all, if-one-guy-likes-it, all-guys-like-it kind of entity.

An Erotic Vignette - "You will come, and when you do, you will yell my name. Because I own you." "No," she whispered again, terrified. The last part of herself... total control over her pleasure, the responses of her body... surely he couldn't... but his eyes said he could.

Dual Erotica: Tahoe - We finally reach our floor and excitement wars with nervousness in my head. After all, it's been a long, long time for me. I don't have the body I once had; I'm not nearly as experienced as you are. But there is no turning back, not that I want to

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Does Size Matter? - I am most definitely a size queen when it comes to my sex toys…but there’s a reason for that. Using a dildo is very VERY different from how I get fucked by a guy.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

I Want It All - Gender (identity) is different to (biological) sex. Biologically there are males and females, and those who identify as neither (intersex). But it’s sure as hell not that simple, no matter what society says.

See also: Pleasurists #80 and #81 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Along OUR Beating Path
Bringing Sexy Back
Fear (No Loathing) in Las Vegas
Getting Started in Swinging – Clubs
I'm a woman, and I like porn.
M says I'm a good girl!
Nerves & Dysfunction - Erectile Issues in the Lifestyle
Revelations (Of the Feminist and Slut Kind)
Sex Addiction
Submission is not an excuse to be Spineless!
Semi-Rape - Couldn't Say No
Toys Vs. Cocks
Transtastic: On Why My Relationships are Queer
Words, Words, Words

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Sex Ed
The Uncensored Realm of Internet Erotica

Kink & Fetish

67 orgasms will do this to a woman
Bless Me Father... For I Keep Sinning
Can I?
Life List: TortureGarden Party…check
Three is a Magic Number - Part 1

Erotic Writing

#8 - Sharing is Caring
A Gracious Acceptance
Erotica: Like This
Gagging her...
I Opened My Eyes
Love, Sex And The Snooze-Button
Not Now
Phone Threesome
sex is sex no matter the sex
sexy photoshoot - part II
The Customer
Tall Summer Grass
The cave of unimaginable sincerity and beauty
Very Far from Heaven
Wife swap on holiday
With heels on

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tall Summer Grass

He threw me down in the grass and I pulled him down with me, rolling around until I was sitting on his stomach, my laughter pummeling the nature all around us. We were seventeen and it was like the sunshine was going to last forever.

My hair was golden light as the sun poured through it and it made a curtain around our faces as I lent down to kiss his cheap rum and cherry coke flavored lips. His hands ripped through my thin tee revealing that I wasn't wearing a bra underneath.

What memories can do to one's body....
My shorts were only a hindrance as he bumped his pelvis against mine. I cried out when he bit my bottom lip and pinched my nipple at the same time. Blood flavored our next kiss and I let him roll over on top of me. It was a series of little games, little gestures.

He knelt in front of me, my sunburned legs splayed out on either side of him. The movement and his hands were awkward but he finally got my shorts down and threw them to the side alongside with my panties and I lay there the tall crushed grass in my Chucks, my ripped tee making a sort of makeshift vest with its buttons undone.

He kissed my glinting bellybutton with its evil little jewel of a ring, licking in one move from it to my little fluff of pubic hair.

He kissed the fur there gently and then inhaled my scent before using his tongue to part my secret little lips and delved deeper to lick my wet inner slit. I moaned and stretched my arms out above me, grabbing hold of the grass and pulling until it nearly came out by the roots.

"You taste like the ocean."

His lips were shiny with my glimmery juices and he smiled so big.

I giggled and looked up into the huge blue sky just going on forever above me and I sighed so contentedly that I thought the air never cease from issuing from my mouth. I smiled then and came very slowly but fiercely and unexpectedly, squirting a little and crying out too.

"Does that always happen?"

He asks as he wipes the drips of girl cum off of his nose, his smile amused and hungry.

"No, it doesn't."

My laughter fills the field and he growls slightly as he crawls all over me, his face damp with the clean, briny scent of my juices. I marked him. Mine.

I am shocked when I feel his cock slide deeply inside of me without any warning, I slap him and he smiles as he begins thrusting, his hand cradling the back of my neck. I wrap my arms around his neck and let my body fall into his rhythm, smacking my hips against him as he pushes hard into me. I work hard at fucking him as he's fucking me.

Deeper and deeper until I can feel my legs beginning to quake with the effort of my bumping body. Like its planned he whispers into my ear,

"I need to cum, where do I do it?"

I was clueless, we were being dumb kids and thought the pull out method rocked our socks.

"Umm, just not inside."

As I barely finish my sentence, he pulls out and with a roar he cums all over my tummy and breasts, a tiny droplet landing on my chin as I smile up at him. He leans back on his heels and surveys the damage as he pants out his ecstasy. I giggled as I gently berate him and sit up,

"I am so pissed at you. What do I do now? I'm covered in cum."

He stands up and walks in his sneakers without pants and reclaims his lukewarm bottle of cherry coke and rum from the surrounding grass and in one swift move he poured it down my upright chest and tummy as I screamed at him.

"Fuck you! Now I smell like a drunk cumslut or something."

We dissolved into laughter so loud that the birds flutter from the nearby trees. He used my ripped tee to wipe away the cum/cherry coke/rum from my body, took off his own and threw it to me. As I pull the four-sizes-too-big tee over my head I giggle and begin to walk across the field, his loping steps following me.

"I am so going to get you back for this one."

He laughed and said,

"Yeah right."

A week later he came in my mouth, I pretended to swallow, and when he leaned down to kiss me, I snowballed him with his own cum.

I told him I would get him back for it, too bad he didn't believe me.

Sunday, June 06, 2010

The Monday Buzz: WE Vibe II

dBeing a material snob (and who wouldn't be after finding out what phthalates can do to your lady parts) I'm always interested in toys that are safe, eco-friendly, and easy to clean; so when told me that they were sending me a WE Vibe II, I was so excited.

The WE II is a sweet little purple silicone toy that can be worn for solo play or even during intercourse. As a chick who hasn't achieved orgasm through penetrative sex (my vagina and I are still crossing our fingers!), I love anything that can give me a hands free clitoral orgasm during the big show.

It has two little rechargeable (yes, and it even comes with its own charger!) motors that work on both your G-spot and your clit simultaneously with 9 interchangeable modes of vibration. One hidden button inside the outer silicone of the toy makes it easy to cycle through the awesome vibration variations easily and qucikly without killing the mood.

Your We II will come to you in a classy white box with its own charger, lavender satin drawstring bag and a little instruction booklet. For me packaging is huge and can sell me very easily if its classy and nice or totally turn me off of a product. Classy white box with silver writing? Yes please! Vacu-form plastic with a totally nude porn star spread eagle on a tractor? No thanks.

The size of this little guy really surprised me because although I knew it was small enough to fit inside your love canal during the dirty deed, I really had no conception on how small, light and flexible it would be. No longer than three inches from its bent center to its end, it fits comfortably against your clit and wraps around to sit nicely inside too.

I was really excited to try this during the act because alone it was ton of fun: I slid it into my little kitten, pulled up my panties, put on some Maroon 5, and cleaned my apartment....for almost two hours and it was on the whole time. The package said that it could run on 'Low' for up to two hours so I figured I'd put it to the test and was so glad I did; talk about making homemaking more fun.

During sex it has a tendency to slide to one side or the other, but this may have been because my friend Motor has a pretty large pants monster. I was able to have an awesome orgasm about 10 minutes into our between-the-sheets dance but I had to have him stop so I could remove the little buzzy guy because the sensation was too much after that. If you're multi-orgasmic and like to push your threshold, this little purple hero could be just the thing for you.

Remember that with silicone toys, never use silicone lube. Why? If you use silicone lube with a silicone toy, the two will bond to one another resulting in really gross build-up on the surface of your toy that will lead to permanent damage. Do yourself a favor and just use some water-based lube and enjoy!

Thanks so much to for sending me yet another super-fun toy to share with everyone.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Michael Jackson: I Blame Your Tunes

I blame my overly active sexuality squarely on the shoulders of Michael Jackson and his music.

No disrespect to him and his memory but if you know his music like I do, then you'll understand.

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When Michael Jackson's album "Dangerous" came out in 1991 I was 3 years old and I grew up listening to his older music too but particularly the music from that album. For my fifth birthday I asked for a tape (yes, a tape) of the album and everyday thereafter I spent my time lying on the floor, painstakingly listening to songs and rewinding to spots I remembered by heart to hear my favorite songs.

Since the same age of 5, I was a singer and dancer in a few local performance groups in my area so I spent much of my time, singing, dancing, rehearsing, and performing so it was natural that at the time I too wanted to be a big star. Fomr age 5 til 9 when people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, my response was always "I;m going to be Michael Jackson; a statement that makes no sense now but to my young self, it meant a lot.

I used his music to enhance my performance skills, memorizing lyrics and melody cues until I knew each song so well I began to form dance routines where I would express the sometimes heavy emotion expressed by Michael's voice.

My dance moves were not the cutesy moves of a little girl but the sex-filled motions of a full grown, sexual human. My mom would always remark when she saw me rehearsing,

"Make sure you don't touch yourself between the legs when you dance, it isn't ladylike."

I would always roll my eyes and explain to her that if the King of Pop did it and people loved it, they would love it when I did it too.

All during this time, I had no idea what sex was, had no idea people would lay naked together or even what a vagina was actually for. I had an idea that Michael's songs embodied a sense of artistic feeling along with the melody and though I never understood what "...and you know damn well she gives it to me." actually meant or that "...remember the times after dark." really meant something sexual was going on versus just doing something at night, I loved the music for how it willed my body to move and how engrossed in the rhythm it could make me.

Sadly as I wandered into my teen years and Michael Jackson was replaced by pop boy bands and pop princesses and those were replaced by scream-o rockers and punk drummers, I lost the feeling of the pure delight I used to feel when I listened to his music.

It wasn't until a few years ago that my now de-flowered self downloaded his "Dangerous" album on a whim one day that I realized how dirty it actually was and how much I still worshiped it. I;m blushing even now thinking of all the nookie that has taken place in my bed that has been fueled by Mr' Jackson's amazing bass lines and erotic lyrics.

In life and lust, no more wicked words have been spoken (or sung, rather) than,

It's just a feeling
You have to soothe it
You can't neglect it
You can't abuse it
It's just desire
You cannot waste it
And if you want it
Then won't you taste it?

His music will live on for longer than we even know but more than that, his sensual powers of song definitely awakened something in me far before it should have and I'm sure its made me the girl I am today. Good or bad? You tell me...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Art Is Not Chaste

"Art is never chaste. 
It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared.  
Yes, art is dangerous
Where it is chaste, it is not art." 

/Pablo Picasso

My Shopping Spree! is giving away a $300 shopping spree so I just had to play the game and see if I came out on top. I have to admit that having the license to spend that kind of money (even if it is just for fun for the time being) was a whole lot of fun!

All you have to do is go shopping, share your cart contents over twitter, facebook, or your blog with links back and then send them an email letting them know where your shopping list is out there in the big bad interwebs. Why not join in?

On my list is the Pump Power Purple penis pump. I don't have a cock but I know a few guys who I would love to sublimely torture with the sensations of vacuum pressure and vibration.

I'm also totally in love with the A Bomb Black, the Beginner Ball Gag in Pink and Black, and the Bliss Vibrator #3 in Purple.

To end with, I digging on the Flame Harness Kit with Vibrator, the Couture Sublime and a Clone-A-Willy Dildo Kit because I've always wanted to make a DIY dildo of one of my friend's packages. Fun and naughty, my kind of combo.

I can't wait to see who wins but I really hope its me because I'm a strapped college student who could use some new fun toys for her bedroom! Thanks so much for this contest AdultSexToys!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

e[lust] #14

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Gagged - I think it’s got to be a combination… fingers sliding into your cunt, a merciless tease of your clit, and yes, it’s going to have to be, lining my cock up with your ass.

Mine - I feel you stir beneath me as I create a rhythm, your breathing changing growing more shallow as you slip from sleep into arousal. My eyes lift to yours as you smile and try to move your arms and then freeze.

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Puppet Master - When I was right next to them and they still did not notice, I put my lips to his ear (loud music, you know) and whispered “Touch her boobs, I bet she’d like that” and I backed up a foot.

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Shaping Some Limits - “If you ever did that to me, I promise you would never see me again”.Those words were spoken to me this past weekend by my pet during one of our overnight dates. The subject was face slapping.

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12 Licks of the Tawse
A Canvas for Pain
Best Friends
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One Couple's Journey into Kink, part 2
Pieces of Skin and Bone
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A (Short) Ode to Uncut Cocks
Compersive Vanillas?
How Fear can Lead to Understanding and Trust
I am not a rapist...
Mother's Day Gift
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Playing Nice On The Swingset
Tyler and Holly Give Swing Clubs Another Chance
The Virgin in the Family/Do Not Enter
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Whacking For America

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A Request For Help
Are you willing, Are You?
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How Do I Find You Sexy?
I'll Be Waiting
Jim and Lisa
Keeping It In The Family
Mind the Gap
My Sluttiest Moment
My First Blowjob
Me, Myself & My Clit
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Pleasurists #79

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